Shitty Salary

Calculate how much you’re making while on your toilet break!

Enter your hourly wage:

You can go on TikTok or some shit while we figure this one out.

$0.0000

Time spent on toilet: 0:00

Congratulations, your break was worth $0.0000!

You spent a total of X minutes and XX seconds on the toilet.

Potential Investment Returns

Investment Period: 30 years

Annual Return: 7%

Monthly Contribution: $0.00

In 30 years, you could have:

$0.00